You might appreciate the smooth lines of its exterior and the cool crosshairs grille of the 2012 Durango - and if you need seven seats and fantastic towing power it's probably the best vehicle on the market - but other than that, it doesn't stand out from the crowd.
So said the sage Homer J. Simpson, and as the camera panned back to show that there were, in fact, only two mammoth parking lots (the other being the Scratchy lot, of course), we all got the joke. Parking lots are the worst.
Firefighters used the Jaws of Life to pull a badly injured Surrey motorist out of his wrecked Toyota 4Runner after it crashed with a Kenworth flatdeck truck in South Surrey on Tuesday.
Thieves are unloading Toyotas of their catalytic converters.