There is still time to attend the next BC Liberals black-tie fundraising gala ball event. Don't worry, your contributions won't go to TV or radio ads. The taxpayers of B.C. have that covered.
The food menu will consist of B.C. coast open-pen farm-fresh Atlantic salmon (sea lice optional). Guest speakers will be Stephen Harper, Allison Redford, Gordon Campbell, and Kevin Falcon of stupid-and-stupider fame. Christy Clark and Allison Redford have kissed and made up. Didn't want to tell you until after the election.
The topic of discussion will be BC Hydro, privatized for generations. Will somebody loosen Rich Coleman's necktie before his head explodes trying to tell people why BC Hydro rates will double or better?
Something about privatized river-run projects. Is that residential rates only? Didn't want to tell you until after the election.
If it wasn't for those pesky, annoying elections every four years, we could have totally privatized two more B.C. Crown corporations by now. Didn't want to tell you until after the election.
Your friends thank you in advance.
J. Johnson, Maple Ridge